parliamentrook:

There are still a bunch of glow in the dark resin skulls in the shop! Once they are gone I don’t know when I’ll be making more, and I no longer take custom orders so if you’ve been wanting one now is the time to grab one!

These are made with the highest quality glow in the dark powder available, which I mix into the resin itself so it’s not just a coating. My molds are all made from real skulls so the casts are very detailed. 

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jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

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200,752 plays

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

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maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

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mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:

movies → Toy Story (1995) + not-quite-profanity.

OH MY GOD I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE LAST ONE UNTIL NOW.

(Source: nomortalblade)

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

(Source: yoururlsucksandsodoyou)

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chaystar:


“we’re gonna fucking die”

chaystar:

image

“we’re gonna fucking die”

(Source: mewtwos)

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